Clickies!!!

Hi guys!- I hope 2023 is off to a good start for everyone!….Ok!- So it took me a while but I’ve finally found out how to link my posts directly to each painting…Which will make my site way more user-friendly! – Just look out for the link at the bottom of each post – And… Continue reading Clickies!!!

Happy New Year!!!

…I know it’s late!……I got f*****g drunk!….Then f*****g hung-over!…..Now I’m f*****g here!…..Sooo- …..I’d like to wish you all a very Happy new year!…I wish nothing but happiness and love for all!…..And may all your dreams, pursuits and resolutions be realized!……..I know I’m gonna try to make mine come true! – I wanna finally paint some… Continue reading Happy New Year!!!

End of summer/ Studio update…

Hello everybody!.. Well, it’s been a while!……I’ve been flat-out this year putting a new roof on my new studio building!!-I got lucky too!- as we had a dry summer!… Took me 5 months in total, working by myself- It ain’t quite done just yet! – I guess I was a bit too optimistic last year!……… Continue reading End of summer/ Studio update…

Meet ‘Tigy’…

…He’s my little painting mascot. He sits on my easel, silently watching on while I paint…We have a few things in common. We are both confident, strong-willed and determined…And we both growl while we f**k!……I found him in 2017 when I was mowing the lawns of a sports field while working for a tourist office… Continue reading Meet ‘Tigy’…

REINER EBERT Evolve: NFT Collection

……Hi ya! – It’s been a while since my last post…Had a bit of a burn-out from concentrating so hard on all the paintings. I’ve also been a bit distracted in my personal life. ……Anyways, I’m back in business- Well, At least to finish one more painting that I started a couple months ago…Then after… Continue reading REINER EBERT Evolve: NFT Collection

…The Answer.

…The question was…Could I make a gorgeous woman look like a gorgeous woman??……The answer is…Of course I fucking can!- I can do anything that I put my mind to!……The only question that still remains is…How much pussy do you think I can get if I paint hot chicks that good??

…Custom stretcher bars!

Well, I was thinking I was gonna get started on my next painting today! – I woke up ready and super keen!…However, I had a last minute change of mind regarding the composition….Then realized, that I didn’t have any ready made canvases in that particular shape left……It’s not like me to let something like that… Continue reading …Custom stretcher bars!

…The big question??

There are many questions one may ask oneself during the course of ones life……Why are we here?…What is it all about? – What is the meaning of it all?……Why do farts smell worse in the shower??…And do women who take it up the a**e too often, end up needing incontinence pants earlier on in life??… Continue reading …The big question??

Happy New-Year!

…Wishing you all the very best for 2022 and beyond!….Health!, Happiness!, Laughter!, -and Peace!, Throughout the world!…….Let’s all try and spread some love!

…’Humilite’ -A film by Dennis De Vries.

……I’ve added the ‘go-fund-me’ link below – also to my ‘info’ page and to my ‘You-tube’ channel, for those who want to support the finishing stages of the film ‘Humilite’, that Dennis De Vries and I collaborated on. – Your support is greatly appreciated! …For those who are unaware – At the very same moment… Continue reading …’Humilite’ -A film by Dennis De Vries.